Eventually, coffee moves from a drink that gets you going to an emotional support drink.

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Eventually, coffee moves from a drink that gets you going to an emotional support drink. - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

That can be said of most narcotics

Narcotics are opioids or other downers.

Caffeine is obviously psychoactive but is not a narcotic.

Narcotic - Wikipedia

As your article mentions, there is no single legal definition of “narcotic”. That article even mentions multiple non-sedative illicit substances as being “narcotics”, such as cocaine, cannabis, etc.
Ok dweeb, by all means continue calling coffee a narcotic.