Gordon Mcdowellhttps://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-wondering-whether-uranium-would-be-a-good-mixer/
It might be difficult to blend the substances due to uranium’s density being about 20 times greater than most liquors. “I hate when a drink separates, and the mixer just sits on the bottom, and then you get a big glob of it at the end. That’s what happened in that thorium mai tai I made last week.
Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly contemplative as he fantasized about a stiff drink after a long day at work, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly wondered Monday whether uranium might make a good mixer. “I feel like it could bring out the more chemical notes of gin in a really nice way without overpowering it,” said the Pentagon chief, […]