The IcarianWe should pass a woman's Heartbeat law: if a woman has a heartbeat you can't tell her what to do with her goddamn body, ever.
Miss GayleStates can pass laws stating that "for all medical and legal purposes, local, state, and federal, the definition of a "heartbeat" is the sound made by a fully formed and functional four chambered heart organ, and as brain death is the legal definition of "dead" by which life is ended, so the unique, identifiable signals produced by a fully formed and functional brain organ is the only acceptable proof of life for any age of the species homo sapiens sapiens."