ramble81Feb 20

The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important.

https://lemmy.zip/post/59480439

The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important. - Lemmy.zip

Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.

Show threadLemmyKnowsBestFeb 20
Kinda like this?
Show threadA_norny_mousse

“I think with February, it really starts with heightened time awareness around that reduced execution bandwidth.”

🤣

Feb 21 at 12:26amWeb
Show threadLemmyKnowsBestFeb 21

Ah! I thought the whole conversation was corporate jargon word salad and I comprehended none of it, but now that part actually makes sense. In a nauseating corporate jargon kind of way.

“February is a short month so we must compress our productivity & earnings into that shorter amount of time.”