LOL had some routine medical testing for an upcoming's routine doctor's appt, and this made me chuckle.

(WHAT DO YOU THINK AFTER YOU MADE ME FAST AND ONLY DRINK WATER?!?! 🤪 )

@ai6yr The three “c’” of urine… color, clarity, and creatine.

@timoj @ai6yr
Unsolicited Advice: "The solution to pollution is dilution"

If you don't know why and when this advice would apply, you don't have a need to know.

@MHowell @ai6yr I’m more a fan of “the breakfast garbage you throw into the bay / they drink at lunch in San Jose.” #Lehrer #4eva
@timoj @ai6yr Not only was Lehrer a great musician, he also released all his songs to public domain before he passed.