SANDRINGHAM, UK: The Andrew formerly known as Prince was seen today shopping for drapes that would fit a small window with bars in it.

He was also seen at an antiques and memorabilia shop inquiring if they had any posters of Rita Hayworth.

@WenhamToo Back in the 1960s my parents named me Andrew, based on Queen Elizabeth’s choice for her latest offspring (if it’s good enough for the royal family…), however, fast forward six decades and suddenly that decision seems ropey on several levels! Had they waited I might have been Edward! Interestingly a couple of years later my parents didn’t look for royal inspiration and my sister was christened’Donna’ a far more satisfactory outcome!!