horny codedin tony khan's dms like dog collar match? 👀 dog collar match tonite king?? 🐶⛓✨
*literally anything happens in aew*
me: WOW would you look at this PERFECT opportunity for a dog collar match
I've been going on about this shit for 4857485 years and it has yet to happen
THIS TIME THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE GOOD ONE FELLAS
RE: https://twitter.com/AEW/status/2024469015171662285
poppin the BIGGEST bottles next week https://blorbo.social/@AEW@sportsbots.xyz/116097426892792984
(lonely clown nose honks in the distance)
honestly I kinda have given up on the idea after realizing that mjf lost that collar match with punk years ago... if he had won back then it would have been ✨perfect✨
that match also happened at revolution, and it would make sense to pick a stip that he had success with before, but it looks like that was not the case... every day maxwell jacob friedman disappoints me 
well I guess? it still could happen?? (delusionally)
feels ooc for mjf but idk! maybe if he feels his pride attacked he could be tricked into picking that stip, but it's adam who has to do that and why would he, of all people, pick a dog collar match, of all things? lol
it wouldn't be the first time he gets mjf to do what he wants but he also has no interest or attachment to dog collar matches as far as I know 
(desperately grasping at straws) maybe mjf will bring up the idea on his own accord because he wants to prove that he is so much better than both his past self and adam???? hubris or something, girl idk
talking so much shit for someone who hasn't even watched the segment they had together yet
"maybe you're in your head because your two boyfriends, kenny and swerve, are fighting"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"the man who last year, not once but twice, beat the absolute dog shit out of you"
DOG SHIT??? DOG?????????? COULD THIS MEAN
"When I look at you, I have to admit I have never met someone more like me. Your desperation, your desperation for love and acceptance, Max I am no better than that, and I hate it"
EXPERIENCING THE ENTIRE RANGE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS AT HIGH SPEED
right, forgot to mention that adam said that if he loses the match he will never challenge for the world championship again in his life
what can I say except lol, lmao even
part of me is like, there is no way in hell THAT is happening...just no fucking way, man
the other part of me is just, well, looking forward to adam joining the continental classic for the first time later this year
Em (Serenade)@rotten what 👀 is a dog collar match 👀
@serenadestrong oh it's a type of wrestling match where the wrestlers involved have to wear a collar with a chain connecting them, and yes it is as fucky as it sounds 