I would like your help, fedifriends.
Without posting an image, describe a meme image.

This is for teaching adults descriptive writing (so no swears or lewd language pls). I’d like to use your words (anonymised) to see if they can guess the picture.

Eg a casually dressed man holds his girlfriend’s hand as they stroll down the street. Maybe they’re out for ice cream. Suddenly, his head is turned by a woman walking the other way in a fitted dress.

If you have any other ideas, feel free to share!

For context, the grading scheme gives them a pass mark for using:
Adjective, verb, place phrase, adverb and verb or adverb opener.
A merit mark for using those plus:
Simile, onomatopoeia, sensory writing.
A distinction for using all above and:
Metaphor, juxtaposition.
@solderandchaos superimposed on the painting of Leonardo Loredan, Doge of Venice is the head of a Shiba Inu dog. The Doge wears a formal gown in brocade and the corno ducal, a horn like bonnet in golden thread and a peak in the style of the Phrygian cap. In the comic sans font the figure is surrounded by the words "so serene", "very wow", "many profit", "much process", "much doge" and other pithy phrases.