“Your days are numbered!”

Yea thanks, I’ve seen calendars before.

@Binder Also your days are named!
@Binder I see you’ve been to my shop! 🤣
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“Your days are numbered.” –Me, demonstrating a calendar to a customer at the day planner store #IHaveAWayWithWords

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@Binder "I mean that you have a limited number of days to live!"

Yeah, I'm familiar with the concept of mortality too.

@Binder your days are numbered, and standardized, in the gregorian calendar, but if you want, we can also make up a plethora of other ways to enumerate your days, like series of arbitrary names such as 'jabruary' and 'augember' 
@Binder What, like numbered sequentially or ranked by awesomeness?
@Binder it's not like being both immortal and invincible is even remotely a realistic goal.....
@Binder Почему тебе не стыдно? Why aren't you ashamed?

@Binder

And lo, it was revealed, the Number of the Bea^H^H^H Today was 20!