Nah, all the Gen Z programmers I know are fueled exclusively by energy drinks! None of them drink coffee.

The ones my age and older, on the other hand…

Developing a taste for black coffee is where it’s at.

All the caffeine, none of the calories.

But if it doesn’t have calories then I need to stop and eat.
and maximum laxative effect
Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.
That’s true. If I put milk in my coffee it’s WAY more laxative than black lmao

I’m a millennial and I’m an energy drink guy.

Expensive. Do not recommend.

I’m a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.