Nick
Bearing in mind the Jewish sabbath is Saturday, humans were pushed to production on a Friday.
Feb 20 at 8:46amWeb
Show threadNickFeb 20
I mean, God tells you He created the Heavens and the Earth and so on, but in reality He relied heavily on AI (Angel Intelligence).
Show threadNickFeb 20

- “BUT I CREATED THE ANGELS SO ULTIMATELY I DID.”

- “Hey, Big Man, let’s not start pulling at that thread or you’ll be taking credit for a lot of things humans did that you don’t want to be associated with.”

Show threadCuriousFeb 20
@Nickiquote and some say Slartibartfast was somewhat involved, sub-contractor?
Show threadwoe2youFeb 20
@Nickiquote Explains a lot.
Show threadscmbradleyFeb 20

@Nickiquote TODO sort out the pipes. It doesn't make sense to have the air pipe and the food pipe in the same place, we should rearchitect this bit before the release.

Comment still in the repo several hundreds of thousands of years after initial release.

Show threadNickFeb 20
@Scmbradley "To the pipes! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Show threadblueorangeblueFeb 20

@Scmbradley @Nickiquote

TODO: These eyelashes are a massive hack. Geoff - replace these with proper nictitating membranes for the alpha release.

Show threadscmbradleyFeb 20
@blueorangeblue @Nickiquote just now imaging with horror the Jira board for the human body. Loads and loads of issues marked "won't fix"
Show threadblueorangeblueFeb 20

@Scmbradley @Nickiquote or worse unsolicited push requests with features nobody asked for.

"Please accept my patch for fart bubbles"

Show threadscmbradleyFeb 20
@blueorangeblue @Nickiquote I vibe coded an alternative to lungs!
Show thread(((Klefstadmyr)))Feb 20
@Scmbradley @blueorangeblue @Nickiquote Or "User Error, marked as fixed."
Show threadLennart HengstmengelFeb 20

@Scmbradley @Nickiquote

that's probably also because the entire project has been marked as ABANDONED since the "apple and snake" hack.

Show threadVrtxdFeb 20
@Scmbradley @Nickiquote then again Sapiens seems to be a fork of a fork of a fork of a… If you prefer a stable release without bleeding edges, maybe try a tried-and tested legacy distro from the Eukaryota/Holozoa Animalia branch like #Nematode
Show threadscmbradleyFeb 20
@vrtxd @Nickiquote I use Archaea, btw
Show threadOzzelot Feb 20
@Scmbradley
I got a little experimental and tried Archaeopteryx... Not the best.
@vrtxd @Nickiquote
Show threadAndrewFeb 20
@Scmbradley @Nickiquote scientists finally decode all that "junk" DNA and it's comments from archangels saying things like "this doesn't look right", "TODO: does this organ do anything other than sometimes swelling up and killing you", and "this nerve hack works ok here but it's going to cause real problems when we do giraffes"
Show threadMennoFeb 20
@Scmbradley @Nickiquote
Not sure if this request has already been made elsewhere, but wouldn't it be a good idea to separate waste disposal and recreation functions?
Show threadQuantum ⊂ AIFeb 20
@Nickiquote never buy a Leyland car made on a Friday
Show threadCogito Ergo DisputoFeb 20
@Nickiquote this has always confused me. Why would the All-Mighty need six days to build reality?! And why would the All-Mighty need to rest?! And isn't it curious that He only created the the sun and the moon on the fourth day but the seven days week seems to be so cleverly tuned to the moon cycles? I smell a fish in this story.
Show threadNickFeb 20
@Disputatore You shouldn’t be smelling a fish before day 4.
Show threadCogito Ergo DisputoFeb 20
@Nickiquote actually, on day 6, which was when humans and land animals were created.
Show threadSeiðrFeb 20
@Nickiquote That makes so much fucking sense…