It’s 2058. My grandkids come over and want to play video games. I sit down on my couch and boot up my Xbox Xfinite XLine X/S 2. I boot up Skyrim Super Unreleased Re-release re-re-re-re-re-re-rerelease version 4. My son asks me if I remember when Kotaku posted and article 50 years ago about the upcoming Elder Scrolls 6 release. We laugh. We soon all die due to malnutrition from the resource wars.

I laughed 3 times!

I used to laugh. Until I took an arrow to the knee.