The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

@Szescstopni

I just want a small beach shack on a remote tropical island. With WiFi. Is that too much to ask for?

@KanaMauna Wi-Fi on a remote tropical island won't be easy. Starlink, perhaps, but who knows when they start censoring anything that's nice and kind?

@Szescstopni

Dude, let me dream.

@KanaMauna The new European satellites should be working soon.
@Szescstopni @KanaMauna I mean, you can quite easily set up Wi-Fi, it's just connecting it to the internet that might be difficult
@gri573 I've learned that people use Wi-Fi as a synonym for Internet and I'm not going to fight this war. My Internet runs over Ethernet :) @KanaMauna
@Szescstopni @KanaMauna ah, makes sense

@gri573 @Szescstopni

Yeah, I was a little imprecise, but I was tooting one-handed while cooking and it seemed easier at the time.

@KanaMauna It's all right. We all understand. And cooking is much more important :) @gri573
@Szescstopni @KanaMauna yes, absolutely! Looking back at my original toot, while it may be positive to some people, it is probably plainly annoying to some others due to nitpicking. I am hoping to find to find a balance between these two aspects, and am sorry about any annoyance caused. How did it come across?
@gri573 To me it was just funny. But I'm biased – my job is to provide Internet to people in difficult locations :) @KanaMauna

@gri573 @Szescstopni

Don't worry, all's good.