microsoft "edge": ✨ update complete!✨ (page shows a big button that says "next" and what looks like at a casual glance a progress indicator with a dozen steps)

me: i don't willingly open you

it's a shame that with all their KPIs and all their flagrant disrespect for their customers microsoft doesn't seem to realize i only ues their browser for "two factor" challenges and only because i haven't figured out how to make the few remaining stragglers open them up in the correct browser instead
ok i lied i also sometimes open edge for random webgpu things that don't work in firefox
there's a whole-ass hierarchy here because i wont open chrome at all
@aeva Edge is my designated “maybe this will work in Chromium” escape hatch.
@aeva the best thing about it is it’s so awful I know I’ll never be tempted to use it for anything else!