The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

@Szescstopni

I want one of those tiny apartments that somehow manages to have three bedrooms in it in Manhattan. Once the kids move out we can downsize to one bedroom. How does one do this?

@rk @Szescstopni

Be on a US TV sitcom with wacky neighbors.

@pseudonym @Szescstopni

“I work as a barista at a coffee shop and live in an enormous apartment in Manhattan within a couple of blocks of Central Park! This is not suspicious at all.”

@rk @pseudonym I assume you might be referring to something I haven't heard about.

@Szescstopni @pseudonym

Sorry yes. You have now been dragged into a distinctly American conversation, I apologize.

@rk No need to apologize. What's this story with a barista in a huge apartment? @pseudonym

@Szescstopni @pseudonym

A lot of American television shows are set in New York City and feature “regular people with regular jobs” who would, in reality, never be able to afford an apartment like that in NYC without three roommates and a second job.

@rk Got it. Yes, tv shows are weird. The more "reality" they try to have the moire fantasy they contain. @pseudonym
@Szescstopni @rk @pseudonym
I think he's talking about the sitcom 'Friends'

@OohOkayKay @Szescstopni @rk

Or US sitcoms in general, but Friends is a good exemplar.

3 bedroom apartment in NYC would be terrifically expensive, yet on TV shows, folks with modest jobs and wacky neighbors have huge apartments with no apparent source of income to support them.

It's just sort of a genre trope.

@pseudonym @OohOkayKay @Szescstopni @rk IIRC in one of the final episodes of Friends they explain that the apartment was affordable because of rent control.