I treat Mastodon like a secret, exclusive club. In 3+ years on here, I think I've told 3 people IRL about it. When they showed zero interest in it, I was like, oh thank god.
@the_etrain I told a bunch of people about it and no one had any interest to escape hell. I wish about a handful had...
@wendigo @the_etrain Same for me. I get the same response as when I tell a joke I think is funny. 🏏