For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

@vagina_museum
I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.
@jonossaseuraava @vagina_museum Is that what the kids are calling it these days?