2
Mick: it's not bigfoot
Keene: it's probably bigfoot
Keene: humboldt county is prime big foot country
Keene: as a big foot expert, i feel pretty confident in saying this
Mick: it's not bigfoot!

3
Barker: hey brian how does bigfoot smell
Keene: i'm glad you asked
Keene: the concensus is that bigfoot smells terrible
Mick: IT'S NOT BIGFOOT!

4
Keene: that's right, it's not bigfoot
Keene: the prefered nomenclature is actually sasquatch
Mick: it's not sasquatch either!!
Keene: ah yes
Keene: then the skunk ape, of course
Mick: NO

5
Mick: in fact, what if instead of bigfoot
Mick: the most dangerous thing in the forest was actually man
Richard Edward Connell: yes yes of course
Mick: but not like that
Mick: i mean because of ruining the environment
Mick: but what if
Mick: the forest fought back

6
Mick: that's right, the forest is fighting back
Mick: and this time
Mick: it's personal

7
Mick: this woman's brother gets lost in the forest among the semper virens and the indominus pinus and the tyrannosaurus Quercus?
Mick: she's wandering among the tilia platypusus and the salix sassaphrasususus

8
Mick: she's got to deal with a forest out to get her and also a dark family legacy
Mick: see, her grandfather was an eco-terrorist saboteur who dosed loggers with LSD
Mick: or was he???
Fitz James O'Brien: that's a bad scene
O'Brien: never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer

9
Mick: but the longer she spends in the forest, the more connection she feels with it
Mick: the more she realizes, perhaps SHE has the power to control these forest monsters
Mick: because there are some weird creatures in this forest
Keene: yes, big foots
Mick: NO
Mick: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

10
Mick: what if she's filled with the power of the forest and can use her new found super powers to punish evil CEOs who destroy the environment
Dean Koontz: like poison ivy?
Mick: sure yeah ok i guess
Koontz: wowwww!!! just like poison ivy!
Koontz: she fought batman once you know
Mick: yes dean