"You've been gone all day," said the raven. "Where have you been?"
Lady Gygax stared at her friend's familiar. "I have been up in the old cemetary, communing with the dead. Ghosts have a lot to say. For example, MIldred gave me a lovely recipe for honey almond cakes."
"And are you going to try try it?"
"Tell me, Dear Bird," said the lich, "would you be interested in cakes cooked by the undead?"
The bird cocked its head. "Probably not."
"Exactly so."