Impatience wrought in stainless steel
@pluralistic My favorite factoid is that those buttons are generally not even wired to anything, or if they are, they don't function unless the fire dept key is turned.
the door close button

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I once saw a detailed write-up of how a single local news story was rewritten, with more and more details added, to become a first-person urban legend (with imaginative quotations from eye-witnesses) about a movie theater demolished while showing "Twister". (Something the print media were fully capable of doing without the assistance of social media.)

Some of this (but none of the detail) is
at https://www.slashfilm.com/1619366/twister-drive-in-urban-legend-explained/
and possibly in the linked video.

That Time A Tornado Destroyed A Drive-In Playing Twister ... Or Did It? - SlashFilm

Is the urban legend about Twister playing in a drive-in theater when it was hit by a real tornado true? Sort of.

SlashFilm