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9hr flight, where are you sitting?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/55476103

Feb 17 at 3:32pmWeb
Show threaddandelionFeb 17
I don’t recognize most of these people, but I would sit at 6 just to not sit next to some dude. (I also like window seats.)
Show threadHikingVetFeb 17
9, so I can stab the fucker in the eyes repeatedly with my in flight meal cutlery.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkFeb 18
You can shoot him with your long gun no one knows about.
Show threadHikingVetFeb 18
No, I want him to survive with irreparable damage to his eyes.
Show threadJo MiranFeb 17
#10. Isle seat and closest to the lavatory, where I’ll be hiding most of the flight.
Show threadthreelonmusketeersFeb 18
Who are the people in the front row? I think I recognize only Celine Dion.
Show threadOtterFeb 18

On the right side is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrystia_Freeland

Chrystia Freeland - Wikipedia

Show threadHootinNHollerinFeb 18
Show threadEtterraFeb 18
I don’t know who the woman at 6 is but at least I get a window seat and in-flight entertainment during turbulence.
Show threadLemmyKnowsBestFeb 18
That’s Katy perry… Don’t get too close to her or she will buy your mansion and make you homeless and you will die.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkFeb 18
She will also suck your brain out of your ear.
Show threadNoodle07Feb 22
Kinky
Show threadConfused_EmusFeb 19
What did Celine do to get on this plane?