9hr flight, where are you sitting?

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I don’t recognize most of these people, but I would sit at 6 just to not sit next to some dude. (I also like window seats.)
9, so I can stab the fucker in the eyes repeatedly with my in flight meal cutlery.
You can shoot him with your long gun no one knows about.
No, I want him to survive with irreparable damage to his eyes.
#10. Isle seat and closest to the lavatory, where I’ll be hiding most of the flight.
Who are the people in the front row? I think I recognize only Celine Dion.
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I don’t know who the woman at 6 is but at least I get a window seat and in-flight entertainment during turbulence.
That’s Katy perry… Don’t get too close to her or she will buy your mansion and make you homeless and you will die.
She will also suck your brain out of your ear.
What did Celine do to get on this plane?