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Ben Ramsey Feb 16

In 30 minutes, it’s #Monsterdon! This week, we’re watching 4D Man (1959). Get your tesseract goggles ready!

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CST (2am UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Feb 15, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: 4-D Man (1959) "A scientist discovers a formula enabling him to pass through solid matter but he loses his life-force and rapidly ages which forces him to kill humans in order to reverse the aging process by absorbing his victims' energies." its streaming free on tubi and it looks like its on YouTube too please watch and live post it with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IBMTy8WEk

the Timeloop Café

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

I was going to skip tonight because I’ve been having a terrible few days mentally, on top of a terrible 2026 mentally, on top of a terrible…

At any rate, I’ve changed my mind and decided I probably need this. Don’t disappoint, 4D Man!

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

My #MonsterdonBingo card has “Cone Bra” as one of the squares, and I really hope I get to mark that one in 4D Man.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Patty Duke is in this movie! Will she have an identical cousin?!

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

So, the scientific way you pass one thing through another is simply by knowing it can be so?

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Attempting to pass one thing through another thing apparently starts fires.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

No request to see ID. Just the word of a white man who says he’s Dr. Nelson’s brother is good enough for the security guard.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

I have the square “The Hero is an Ass” on my #MonsterdonBingo card, and we're only 8 minutes into the film, but I’m going to mark it off. I’ve seen all I need to see; he’s an ass.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Someone needs to do some tending to that garden.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

I don’t understand what happened during the kiss, but suddenly, dude wanted to go back.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

He sounds like he’s pitching a magic show.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

I think that stair fall counts as physical comedy, so I can mark that square off on #MonsterdonBingo, but it wasn't funny.

Tony has no idea about the science behind what he witnessed, so he’s defaulted to “I willed it to happen, and it happened.”

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Dude, you aren’t "taking" a girl from him. It's her decision. She’s her own person, with her own ability to choose.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“Those who have the ideas get the labs.”

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“You are so healthy," the doctor says, as the patient lights up a cigarette in the doctor’s office.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

When do we get to see any actual dimensional science?

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“Maybe I just wanted to look at you?”

“You could have stood outside my bedroom window, like you normally do.”

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“It’s not me, Scott. It’s you.”

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

The jazz band is the main character.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Ah, the good ol’ days, when you could slide across the seat in the car.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

The first thing everyone does when they find out their mutant power is to rob a bank.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Dude, you jumbled around his internal organs when you stuck your hands right through him.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“He came in really late last night. I didn’t want to wake him, so I haven’t seen him in almost two days.”

Tony can’t do date math very well.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Scott, you could have just come in through her window. She left it open.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Scott was a closet incel all this time.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“Gimme a beer.”

“Which one?”

“Whatdya mean, which one?”

“Well, we've got lager, IPA, pilsner, brown ale, red ale, pale ale, ESB…”

“Yes, yes. Gimme a whiskey, then.”

“Which one?”

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Scott will be 32 on his next birthday, and he looks like he’s 55.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Those cops are just willy-nilly opening fire in to the night, and now, they have machine guns!

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Majorie, when a stranger is telling you to get lost and not have anything to do with them, let them be a stranger and get lost.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

Some of the acting in this is actually pretty good.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

“It didn’t even tickle him!”

‘Cause that's exactly what we were all worried about.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

If they remade this today, Nicholas Cage would play Scott, and he would be amazing.

Ben Ramsey Feb 16

OMG! It’s a little Patty Duke! Her face looks like Sean Astin’s!