A couple was arguing on the train earlier. At one point she said: “Go ahead and roll your eyes, maybe you’ll find your brain that way.” I tried not to laugh, but I couldn’t.

@Strandjunker

Dang!!! I read that out loud to my "significant other"... now I can't zing him with it 😆😳

@Strandjunker I suspect their days of being a couple may be limited?

@Strandjunker

Yeah, that's a pretty sick burn.

@Strandjunker
overheard sentences make some great non-sequiturs