Happy Friday.
@astro_jcm do it! Your on-call colleague will love the overtime pay.
@astro_jcm
Today's runbook:
1. Set phone to most annoying ring-tone, max volume.
2. Lock in work drawer with a high capacity battery attached.
3. At 1630, `git push --force main`
4. Leave work right after, works best right before extended vacation.
@astro_jcm Somewhere, a senior SRE is weeping.
@astro_jcm
I printed a single horizontal page that reads "PUSH TO PRODUCTION" in Open Din font, size 74, and taped it in a public toilet. Will check back next week for results.