"You haven't lived until you've spent time in the underground Curling circuit."
"Curling! Do ya got the stones fer it?"
"Curling! Do ya got the stones fer it?"
The first rule of curling club is: you don't talk about curling club.
The second rule of curling club is: you DON'T TALK about curling club.
If this is your first night... You gotta curl.