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My only response to Discord

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63635231

Feb 12 at 5:42pmWeb
Show threaddual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️Feb 12
As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.
Show threadRob T FireflyFeb 12
That’s amazing, that’s the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!
Show threadTachyonTeleFeb 12
12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?
Show threadthermal_shockFeb 12
I was way off!
Show threadderangerFeb 12
Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.
Show threadSkullgridFeb 12

German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍

EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with “Emine Kartal” , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustermann#/media/Datei:Auf…

Mustermann – Wikipedia

Show threadceenoteFeb 12
Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 12
“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”
Show threadseathruFeb 12
My only response was deleting my account and moving on.
Show threadTachyonTeleFeb 12
That seems like a lot of work. I’m just not going to care at all about my account.
Show threadseathruFeb 12
Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.
Show threadSkullgridFeb 12
Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.
Show threadKingGimpicusFeb 12

5’4" and 150lbs?

Manlet un the Common family

Show threadRustyShacklefordFeb 12
Show threadHowAbt2dayFeb 12
Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.
Show threadRustyShacklefordFeb 12
Show threadcriss_crossFeb 12

Discord:

Show threaddellishFeb 12
Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s
Show threadObituarykidneyFeb 12
I live in Australia where this has already been rolled out. I used a sample licence they said “Sam s sample” and had a picture of Mr bean. It worked first try.