me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
me: *whispers* they’re the mane attraction
@UncleDuke1969 it is possible to ride on a donkey which can gently step its way across the lions without disturbing them or attracting interest. I can’t guarantee this is safe, you’ll have to make that decision yourself, after all, it’s your donkey on the lion.
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It's the lion down the middle of the road
@UncleDuke1969 African finish lines don't play!
@UncleDuke1969
Fortune teller: there might be a paws in your journey. Sit back and accept it!
@dgar @UncleDuke1969 This one made me laugh, for sure.
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Will someone just pleez give them some large cardboard boxes so these lions will get out of the road?
@UncleDuke1969
So this is where you draw the lion.