ooli3Feb 9

If Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine would be near Memphis

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Show threadcockmushroom
If your grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle.
Feb 10 at 8:56amWeb
Show threadMadhuGururajanFeb 10

not this argument again.

how the fuck do you know she won’t be a motorcycle? Do you need a motor thats not your heart? Why doesn’t she become a tire demon or a stool with wheels for sests?

Show threadMordred_85Feb 10
Also: if I had three balls I’d be a pinball
Show threadJyekFeb 10
If your mother had wheels, she’d be the city bus in Beijing.
Show threadcockmushroomFeb 12
Your mum’s areolas look like mouldy soup.