New barista at this coffee shop: "I've got an order for Chris"

Kiwi: "[mumbling] for Chrus?"

New barista: "This was for Chris. A flat white"

Kiwi: "[mumbling] I'm Chrus, and [mumbling] flat white"

New barista: "I... I think this was for you then?"

Kiwi: "[mumbling] Chrus [mumbling]" *walks out*