Fucking love it. Fresh-cooked eggs are great, especially egg yolk.

However, if you genuinely don’t like em, don’t let anyone force you to eat them just because most people like them! Throw the eggs in their face! Demand a better thing that isn’t an egg! Build a house of pain made of egg-loving freaks! Stand on it, laughing maniacally, flamethrower trigger permanently on!

…or hopefully people will accept it when you politely refuse eggs. That would also be nice.

Wasted opportunity for a lemon speech.

I like the lemon speech, but sometimes it’s good to try and be original, fail horribly, and regret everything.