Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

That moment when you realise the ‘smelling salts’ folk used to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England… Was often ammonia
Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose
Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.
i’d pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)