Some variants featured 'breaking a child's arm'

Also, "Enjoy a new career fouling canal paths and filter-feeding in municipal waterways!'

One place had the sign in the window with "Or pop in and ask about a job here..."

Quote from an article about it:

> One person joked: “Well damn, I've just been s***ing on canal towpaths on an amateur basis, I didn't realise there was a career opportunity to be made out of it.”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/brits-left-giggling-unusual-job-24772053