Reading excerpts from the Epstein files and had the sudden realization that many of them are too absurd/disturbing to be part of the setup for a telling of "The Aristocrats!", which (if you e seen the classic movie) is a pretty damn high bar.

"So anyway, our club trafficked and raped hundreds of girls for over two decades. Oh, and some of them killed themselves later. And we kept lots of records and still got away with it!"

"...huh. So what do you call this little club of yours?"

"The Aristocrats!"