whatever happens in life, always remember that the bug emoji is perfectly positioned to play the sax emoji 🎷🐛
@matildalove archeologists will find this post and decipher the English language only to find out that we were all dumbasses
@julia doing my part for the legacy of humanity
@matildalove @julia Its a long legacy! Pompeii graffiti is great, stuff like "Weep, you girls, my penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds" and meta-commentary like "These walls have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed they have not already collapsed"