ickplantFeb 5

Your teenage son AND your husband

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Show threadSmuuthbraneFeb 5
Cereal is the most delicious thing in the universe that doesn’t require anything more than pouring two things into a bowl. No peeling, heating, mixing, blending, layering, etc. Two things, in a bowl, and you don’t use goes back in the place it came from.
Show threadalaphicFeb 5
Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time
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Show threadRickyRigatoniFeb 6
The ocean is a soup.
Show threadsamus12345Feb 6
A primordial soup.
Show threadtetris11Feb 6
(yo mamma)
Show threadzurohkiFeb 6
Vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup.
Show threadCapsaicin1337Feb 6
Neither coffee nor vanilla is a bean. Coffee is a seed of the coffea family and vanilla is an orchid
Show threadzurohkiFeb 6
If cereal can be a soup, coffee can be a bean.
Show threadCapsaicin1337Feb 6
Soup is a dish preparation. While I am fine with arguing that even drinkable coffee is a soup or broth and cereal has soup like properties. No, coffee is a very different part of the plant kingdom than legumes or orchids. If you just call a blue whale a bird, it does not become even remotely true.
Show threadFishFaceFeb 6
Who is out there saying soup had to be vegetarian, or that croutons make soup not soup? Half of the chart is a waste of potential controversy
Show threadtetris11Feb 6
where are you reading croutons?
Show threadFishFaceFeb 6
Croutons are solid
Show threadtetris11Feb 6
We might need another chart about this
Show threadfaythofdragonsFeb 6
I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?
Show threadwuffahFeb 6
That would be ramen Alfredo, so you’re not quite a soup anarchist, but that’s probably for the best.