For all that Deadlock has changed, one thing still remains the same:

At any given time I have just loaded into the game and haven't even started a match yet, there will be an update.

Just finished a match? Yoshi did it again, an update for you.

Just updated? Better close and restart, latest minor patch fixed a thing you didn't even notice was bugged.

Trying to close Steam? You fool. You imbecile. Consider instead: downloading the latest nerf to your main.