USA people, if you don’t manage to get out of this jam, it’s been real. One last chance guys, don’t mess it up.

Hey, remember when we helped out with the whole hitler situation? Want to return the favor?

We were this close to being enemies over Greenland. This is your own mess, nothing like Germany invading allies. Also doing “regime changes” in other countries is mostly an American thing, we don’t really do that.

Yeah, please be our enemies over Greenland, nobody with a brain wants that shit. But sure, wipe your hands clean and leave the US to its fate. Let’s find out together what happens when even more unhinged psychos control the world’s most powerful military.