NanoraptorSome terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip
(with thanks to @JuliaRez for the original pic)
Otto W@NanoRaptor Gotta wonder if these notes were intended as passive aggressive stabs at the establishment. I will however vouch for the clipboard paper, and add safety vests, or lab coats for the win.
Bruce Heerssen 
You can steal just about anything from the side of the road if you show up with a white pickup truck and a safety vest. Ever wanted a solar powered road sign? It can be yours.