A tale of two very brave Scottish pipers, Piper Daniel Laidlaw VC and Piper Bill Millin...
I can imagine…
— Hans, look at that lunatic with the bagpipes!
— I’ll be dogged, Fritz! It’s true! - _points machine gun at him _
— Nein, nein, nein! It’s a mood. Kill him last. Besides, he’s not fighting.