If only computers had a much more efficient and reliable way to tell time

And if only you could set a reminder on one, even based on this reliable time telling.

Impossible though, better just load $1000 into my Definitely Not a Scam Ai to remember to buy milk, or whatever.

This is your AI speaking, reminding you to buy the jet, just like you asked.

Much obliged! Say, ai that I trust implicitly, do you have a number or wallet I should send money to pay for the jet!?

Just fill in your credit card details and security code.