IT'S HERE!

Bogsucker you say?

Yes, bogsucker. Not bagsucker!
I can’t believe a louis ck joke has turned into what looks like a plausible product
It is real, many women get them for their bachelorette/hen parties.
WAKE UP, BABE, NEW BOGSUCKER PHOTO JUST DROPPED!
Excellent. My plan is now in the pentultimate stage.

@ObviouslyNotBanana

A bird could be called Hot Breastfed Milf and nobody would bat an eye

Ain’t that a woodcock?