dantheclamman‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
SteamymoomilkSouth park needs to make a episode about this
PLEASE
LedgeDropI can see it now, Coalie enters the scene:
“Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”
They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.
“Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough”
Thousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.
Make him breath/smoke through a hole in his neck.
They wouldn’t though, SP’s creators genuinely think there’s nothing wrong with the tobacco industry. A lot of episodes that seemed like they were satire were just their actual beliefs, presented in a silly way.