@emilion @nonfedimemes In German IT circles there was ages ago the saying "Seagate - sie geht nicht". Funny how quickly Seagate made people forget about the IBM deathstar drives, even if those were real pieces of proverbial!
(Seagate is homophone to "sie geht" = she works, "sie geht nicht" = she doesn't work)
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