Pommes_für_dein_Balg

Follow the rules!

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Lemmy

Feb 4 at 10:21pmWeb
Show threadMehBlahFeb 4
Its true.
Show threadZachariahFeb 4
IT is true
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
Sysadmins don’t give a fuck about the lesser disciplines.
Show threadZachariahFeb 5
Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
Can you? I’ve been a sysadmin for thirty years. Guess.
Show threadZachariahFeb 5
What does it stand for? What doesn’t it stand for?
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
I have no idea what you are on about. I don’t care either. You have said less than nothing and I’m gonna ignore you from now on. You seem like management. Full of shit.
Show threadZachariahFeb 5
Yes, yes I can see what you’re getting at. But the specific letters: “I” “T”, what do they stand for?
Show threadLemmyoutofhereFeb 5
Unexpected IT Crowd.
Show threadwonderingwandererFeb 5
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 5
Involuntary Twitching?
Show threadÆnimaFeb 5
Itchy Taint, if you’re me!
Show threadZachariahFeb 5
tea tree soap helps with that
Show threadW98BSoDFeb 6
It stands for, it stands for commitment. It stands for audacity. It stands for courage in the face of-
Show threadsuperduperpirateFeb 4
As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart
Show threadyaroto98Feb 4
As former QA I also agree with this chart.
Show threadnillocFeb 5

As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…

I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.

Show threadshadshackFeb 5
As a current sysadmin I concur.
Show threadMellowFeb 6
Sysadmin 4 Life.
Show threadrealitistaFeb 4
As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.
Show thread_stranger_Feb 4
The “seen by project managers” row is so accurate it hurts. It needs to be updated with a caption that reads “chatGPT please tell me how to replace this person with a subscription”.
Show threadKairosFeb 5
This image is older than current CS students
Show threadwhotookkarlFeb 5
My 2026 update after the industry wide layoffs over the past couple years would be sysadmin replaced with DevOps, qa and designer replaced with developer, and throw some infosec theater on at the end.
Show threadFinjaminPoachFeb 5
Doesn’t look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.
Show threadÆnimaFeb 5
Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!
Show threadsemFeb 5
High pixel version?
Show threadAkatsuki LeviFeb 5
Nah you get lower pixel version
Show threadTexasDrunkFeb 5
You must be a sys admin. I used to be and that was my first instinct.
Show threadÆnimaFeb 5
Need to stop reading lemmy in the morning before my wife gets up so I stop waking her from laughter!
Show threadAkatsuki LeviFeb 6
You’re welcome
Show threadatomicorangeFeb 5
Show threadW98BSoDFeb 6
Show threadfoodandartFeb 5

Sysadmins for the win!

Yup. It’s perfect.

Show threadetchinghillsideFeb 5
To be fair - fuck sysadmins.
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
Not if we fuck you first.
Show threadÆnimaFeb 5
As a current sysadmin, yes!
Show threadSleeplessCityLightsFeb 5
While you think sysadmins are your enemy, you are you own enemy and we are just trying to save you from yourself.
Show threadJamBandFan1996Feb 5
Fine. As long as you hate the users more
Show threadmoonshadowFeb 5
I know one of the people in this chart, small web
Show threadOR3XFeb 5
As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
Don’t be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.
Show threadSidewaysHighwaysFeb 5
even the AV guys can do network these days
Show threadMagnum, P.I.Feb 5
The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?
Show threadSidewaysHighwaysFeb 5

juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.

its always (m)DNS

Show threadOR3XFeb 5
Pretty sure you got that backwards, bud. Everytime there’s a problem the sysadmins can’t solve they immediately blame it on the network. Then we gotta dig out our sysadmin hats and fix it for them.
Show thread9bananasFeb 5

probably highly dependent on your work environment:

it’s the exact opposite at our office…

  • mail service goes down
  • dafuq.jpeg
  • check icmp; no ping
  • was there an update, patch or something? …nope?
  • check with network: did you guys change anything?
  • oh yeah, new network config!

head>desk

Show threaddbtngFeb 5
It’s DNS.
Show threadMellowFeb 6
As a Sysadmin the network admins are constantly breaking our comms, so fuck is both, right?
Show threadkhánhFeb 5
I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)
Show threadfurry toasterFeb 5
and as evil megalomaniac once
Show threadSleeplessCityLightsFeb 5
I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It’s not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.
Show threadOhStopYellingAtMeFeb 5
In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 5
And how do you see yourself?
Show threadwabafeeFeb 5
I guess a corporate slave /s
Show threadBoshtFeb 5
No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.
Show threadMagnum, P.I.Feb 5
He’s the stupid guy.
Show threadMehBlahFeb 5
For the last five years I’m been the one man show. There are only five sites and around a hundred and twenty machines. Really a low effort job truth be told. I’ve finally got rid of all the ‘managed solutions’ and things rarely break as a result.
Show threadantsuFeb 5
As a former sysadmin, this is correct.
Show threadbiggerbogboyFeb 5
My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.