Shoulda taken Mandarin in school…
A Statesian Marxists' Guide to Learning Mandarin - ProleWiki

To get the most out of this guide, practice Mandarin everyday. Even if you only have 15 minutes of spare time. Doing 15 minutes of practice everyday will give better results than a half-hour every other day.

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Yah I’m trying a bit but now I’m old and stupid shoulda done it when I was young and impressionable.

All I really got so far is 我吃麻辣 and 他不吃麻辣 to help me and the boyfriend get the right food at restaurants lmao

Hell yea, lmao! Yea I can’t speak or read Mandarin in any capacity, I’m learning a different language currently.