Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.

Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"

@lowqualityfacts Fun fact, being successful is not contingent on being intelligent. It is only contingent on being good at taking advantage of other people.