Zafter I die if u come to dispose all my property and find a way to unlock my phone by guessing PIN 696969 all you'll find is 500 photos of brussels sprout ""trees"" (research for my book about ethical conspiracies) and one web search "lejron bames" with zero results
unlofl [Promoted Toot]@Z When I'm killed on battle, I only drop $5, a broken android phone, and every bic lighter and ballpoint pen anyone has lost in a 50 mile radius.
"holy shit, it was all one guy? well, at least we solved that mystery"