Of the Missouri Emptymans? It's —

#36, or #2406, 2020's "The Empty Man."

My brother who doesn't like horror movies wants to see the YouTubesman's horror movie, so once again heading out into the cold to go see —

#37, or #2407, 2026's "Iron Lung."

What if I wrapped up David Fincher today, it's —

#38, or #2408, 2011's "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo."

Not in the mood to Mank, so let's instead check in with the man who so killed James Bond's sense of whimsy that Daniel Craig wasn't allowed to so much as smile in public for fifteen years, it's —

#39, or #2409, 1997's "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."

Austin Powers is from 1967 and wakes back up in 1997, a 30-year difference — only one year more than the time between this movie coming out and today.

Would a man from 1996 be as alien to us as a man from 1967 is to the people of 1997?

"Russian intelligence? Are you mad?"
"A lot's happened since you were frozen. The Cold War's over."
"Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh, comrades, eh?"
"Austin, we won."
"Oh, groovy. Smashing. Yay, capitalism."

the comrade austin powers

"One million dollars!"

chump change. bread goes for two.

"You can't judge him by modern standards!"

this does kind of have the ultimate excuse, doesn't it. he /is/ poorly aged

"People never think how things affect the family of a henchman."

if you don't want the consequences of working for Northrop-Martin & Wesson, don't work for Northrop-Martin & Wesson