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No judgement here. Have fun with life yall

https://literature.cafe/post/28542683

Feb 4 at 2:48pmWeb
Show threadxxce2AAbFeb 4
Maybe a little bit of judgement for shoving a smartphone in your gob instead of just drinking from the bottle like a normal alcoholic… At least it wasn’t landscape orientation.
Show threadOnomatopoeiaFeb 4
The photo is square, so I’m already sceptical!
Show threadhemkoFeb 4
Having drinker booze from a shoe, I can’t judge
Show threadhOrniFeb 4
Baileys?
Show threadP1k1eFeb 4
GHASP! an Old Greg reference!!!
Show threadIntrovertTurtleFeb 4
WANNA SEE MY MANGINA???
Show threaddalekcaanFeb 4

Do you love me?

Could you learn to love me?

Show threadSc00terFeb 4
This is as close to Baileys as you can get without getting your eyes wet
Show threadhemkoFeb 4
No fuck Bailey’s I had enough of it that one time when I was 15
Show threadhOrniFeb 4

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. It’s an “Old Greg” reference:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY

Here Comes Old Gregg | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Three's Late Ones

YouTube
Show threadprenatal_confusionFeb 4
I forgot how great that show was.
Show threadCalmChaos72Feb 4

I’m happy to see Old Gregg out in the wild…

Hi there.

Show threadhOrniFeb 4
You have to advertise how much abuse Your throat can withstand.
Show threadxxce2AAbFeb 4
No, I really don’t think I d- Oh! You meant the Lady. Well, that’s her business.
Show threadP1k1eFeb 4
Well she’s making it yours bud
Show threadxxce2AAbFeb 4
^Damnit^
Show threadgustofwindFeb 4
So basically nothing’s changed
Show threadKorhakaFeb 4
And this is why I go to pubs instead of bars.
Show threadEtterraFeb 4
That’s how you end up with a spicy pillow in your phone.
Show threadZizzyFeb 4
Judgement from me. Very gross, phones are disgusting and youre potentially damaging it. The last thing we should be right now is even more wasteful.
Show threaddouz0a0bouzFeb 5
She’s sterilizing it and not wasting the alcohol
Show threadTehhundFeb 5
Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she’s had in her mouth all night.
Show threadFleur_Feb 6
One time a bit of sauce dripped off my burger and landed on my phone. Without thinking I reflex licked it off and ever since I’ve had terminal cooties
Show threadcaptainlezbianFeb 4
Oh it’s because red is fine. Now doing stuff like that with black or better scotch that would be confusing
Show threadMyDarkestTimeline01Feb 7
Don’t worry, I’ll.judge enough for the both of us.