I heard some pretty stupid shit working retail.

“Where can I find the crunchy ice cream?”

“Uh… Like, the Nestle Crunch bar ice creams?”

“No, it was just plain vanilla ice cream. But crunchy.”

“Do you guys have any sour cream that isn’t refrigerated?”

“If this is only 2% milk, what is the other 98%?”

Looking at a collection of LOTR books shortly after the first Peter Jackson film released

“Wow! How do they already have 3 books of just 1 movie?”